Christmas Jokes

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Re: Christmas Jokes

Postby Noel+ » Wed Dec 08, 2010 8:18 pm

kiwidogy_max wrote:This isn't a joke. It is actually a funny story. Every Christmas at my parent's house, after dinner, we would open up Christmas crackers. In each of those English Christmas Crackers, there was a whistle and paper crown. We used the whistles to perform Christmas songs. It was always a hilarious performance!!


Thank for sharing your lovely Christmas tradition. And it definitely sounds like fun. I love Christmas crackers! :smilecc:
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Re: Christmas Jokes

Postby kiwidogy_max » Wed Dec 08, 2010 9:42 pm

I just finished a Christmas DVD of pictures and videos from my family Christmases 2002-2009. From Christmas Cracker music-making to crazy sweaters... It is all there!! I can't wait to show it to my family! :laugh:
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Re: Christmas Jokes

Postby Pretjah » Mon Oct 24, 2011 9:34 am

Q - how do you make a Blonde laugh on Christmas?

A- tell her a joke on Christmas eve!!!!
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Re: Christmas Jokes

Postby Christmas Crazy » Mon Oct 24, 2011 1:51 pm

Q - What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ?

A - It's Christmas, Eve !
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Re: Christmas Jokes

Postby Noel+ » Fri Oct 28, 2011 7:42 pm

:lol: :lol:
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Re: Christmas Jokes

Postby Malaya » Thu Dec 22, 2011 1:47 am

Really so funny sharing. :lol: :lol: :lol:
You make my today so good.
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Re: Christmas Jokes

Postby Christmas Crazy » Sat Oct 13, 2012 10:19 pm

Q: Why are Dasher and Dancer always taking coffee breaks?

A: Because they are Santa's star bucks. :reindeer2:
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Re: Christmas Jokes

Postby Pretjah » Tue Sep 16, 2014 9:12 am

Why did Santa's helper see the doctor?


Because he had a low "elf" esteem!
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Re: Christmas Jokes

Postby Pretjah » Tue Sep 16, 2014 9:12 am

What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?


A Holly Davidson!
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Re: Christmas Jokes

Postby Pretjah » Tue Sep 16, 2014 9:12 am

What happened to the man who stole an Advent Calendar?


He got 25 days!
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Re: Christmas Jokes

Postby Pretjah » Tue Sep 16, 2014 9:13 am

What is the best Christmas present in the world, for a hyper child?


A broken drum, you just can't beat it!
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Re: Christmas Jokes

Postby Pretjah » Tue Sep 16, 2014 9:13 am

Who is Santa's favorite singer?


Elf-is Presley!
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Re: Christmas Jokes

Postby Pretjah » Tue Sep 16, 2014 9:14 am

What do you get if Santa goes down the chimney when a fire is lit?


Krisp Kringle!
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Re: Christmas Jokes

Postby Pretjah » Tue Sep 16, 2014 9:14 am

What song do you sing at a snowman's birthday party?


Freeze a jolly good fellow!
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Re: Christmas Jokes

Postby Christmas Crazy » Tue Sep 16, 2014 9:48 am

Too funny!!! :laugh:
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Re: Christmas Jokes

Postby Christmas Crazy » Tue Sep 08, 2015 7:37 am

Pretjah wrote:What song do you sing at a snowman's birthday party?


Freeze a jolly good fellow!

Just read this one again. Still makes me laugh. :lol:
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Re: Christmas Jokes

Postby Noel+ » Tue Sep 08, 2015 2:22 pm

Christmas Crazy wrote:
Pretjah wrote:What song do you sing at a snowman's birthday party?


Freeze a jolly good fellow!

Just read this one again. Still makes me laugh. :lol:


It made me giggle too. :lol:
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Re: Christmas Jokes

Postby Christmas Crazy » Tue Sep 15, 2015 12:59 pm

What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa?
Rebel without a Claus.
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Re: Christmas Jokes

Postby Christmas Crazy » Tue Sep 15, 2015 1:01 pm

Why are Christmas trees so fond of the past?
Because the present's beneath them.
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Re: Christmas Jokes

Postby Noel+ » Wed Sep 16, 2015 10:07 pm

Christmas Crazy wrote:Why are Christmas trees so fond of the past?
Because the present's beneath them.


Too Christmas cute! :lol:
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