Mental Admittance Exam

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Mental Admittance Exam

Postby Mrs.Claus » Wed May 14, 2008 5:04 pm

My Aunt sent me this:

During a visit to a psychiatric hospital, a visitor asked the Director how do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.

'Well,' said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."

"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."

"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"
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Re: Mental Admittance Exam

Postby Noel+ » Wed May 14, 2008 9:27 pm

HILARIOUS!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Mental Admittance Exam

Postby Jodie » Fri May 23, 2008 8:31 pm

:lol: :lol:

Very funny
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Re: Mental Admittance Exam

Postby Noel+ » Sat May 24, 2008 1:03 am

:lol: :lol: My sweet DH just read it and is still laughing! Thanks :lol:
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Re: Mental Admittance Exam

Postby Mrs.Claus » Sat May 24, 2008 8:47 pm

When I first read it, all I could think about was needing the bed by the window. :lol:
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Re: Mental Admittance Exam

Postby Noel+ » Sat May 24, 2008 9:34 pm

I think youll have lots of company by the window!! :lol: :lol:
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Re: Mental Admittance Exam

Postby Winterself » Mon Jun 09, 2008 8:37 pm

lol.thatsa good one...ill take a bed near the window..as i was reading it.i invisioned how i it would take me all day to spoon that water into the bucket.. :oops:
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Re: Mental Admittance Exam

Postby Irishsnow » Sat Jun 21, 2008 3:48 pm

Ha ha very good.

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Re: Mental Admittance Exam

Postby Thomas Steiner » Sat Aug 02, 2008 10:59 pm

I'll need to get my exam soon for this one. AWESOME!! :lol:
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Re: Mental Admittance Exam

Postby Snowbelle27 » Sun Aug 03, 2008 12:27 pm

That's a good one. I think I'll be joining you in the bed by the window.
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Re: Mental Admittance Exam

Postby Noel+ » Mon Aug 04, 2008 12:46 am

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Mental Admittance Exam

Postby lilnoelelf » Thu Aug 07, 2008 3:53 am

ok ok you got me on that one I need my own room with a view please! lol

My 11 year old told me this one, she has a christmas joke book and loves it! they are a few cute ones in there lol


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Because every buck is dear to him!
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Re: Mental Admittance Exam

Postby Noel+ » Sun Aug 10, 2008 1:29 am

:lol: :lol: Those are so cute! I just shared them with my sweet DH and he's going to tell the children at breakfast! Thanks! :lol:
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Re: Mental Admittance Exam

Postby Mrs.Claus » Sun Aug 10, 2008 1:03 pm

Lilnoelelf you inspired me and I started a new thread for Christmas Jokes - viewtopic.php?f=7&t=313
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Re: Mental Admittance Exam

Postby jlcarey » Wed Aug 27, 2008 10:54 am

Ha! Forwarding this one!! Thanks!!

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Re: Mental Admittance Exam

Postby saramitch85 » Thu Nov 13, 2008 6:47 pm

lol smart. i liked that one :)
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