Christmas Jokes

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Re: Christmas Jokes

Postby Christmas Crazy » Mon Aug 22, 2016 11:15 am

What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Claustrophobia!
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Re: Christmas Jokes

Postby Christmas Crazy » Mon Aug 22, 2016 11:16 am

What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?
A Holly Davidson!
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Re: Christmas Jokes

Postby Christmas Crazy » Mon Aug 22, 2016 11:17 am

Who is Santa's favorite singer?
Elf-is Presley!
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Re: Christmas Jokes

Postby CandyKane » Fri Aug 26, 2016 1:05 pm

Christmas Crazy wrote:Who is Santa's favorite singer?
Elf-is Presley!

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"Peace on earth will come to stay, when we live Christmas every day." Helen Steiner Rice
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Re: Christmas Jokes

Postby CandyKane » Sat Aug 27, 2016 9:45 pm

What do you call an elf who can sing?
A wrapper :lol: :elfgrin: :elf:
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Re: Christmas Jokes

Postby Noel+ » Sun Aug 28, 2016 12:22 pm

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I will honor Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year! Charles Dickens
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